- 11:32:18: I need to eat something.
- 12:58:43: I am determined to make mayonnaise today.
- 16:47:17: OMG. I was obviously not meant to make mayonnaise.
- 18:56:23: I haven't blocked someone on yahoo in a long time! He was totally asking for it though. I did not enjoy talking to him.
- 18:58:49: Fuckin douche bag.
- 19:57:13: FOOD!!
- 20:21:34: mmm tacos...
- 21:23:22: while y'all are watching the golden globes, I'm watching shows about drugs. I'm comfortable with my choice.
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