- 11:03 RT @FakeAPStylebook Don't confuse "philanthropist" and "philanderer," no matter how much they both put stuff in people's pockets. #
- 14:11 Coffee done. Need to get dressed and head to grandma's. #
- 15:31 "I can't find my teeth." #
- 15:31 "I knew you'd laugh at me but I'd rather it be you than Barb." #
- 15:44 crisis averted. the teeth have been found! #
- 18:42 finally going to the gym for the first time this week. don't wanna. # </ ul>
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