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23:42 Justin is aiming to get me drunk. Me at a 9, him at a 4. Safer, yes, but there is too large a distance between the two numbers. #
23:44 Also, I have not eaten since like 6. I am feeling that. Also also (and unrelated) I smell like cookies. #
00:22 officially drunker than yesterday. this is not necessarily a good thing. if I throw up, I will kick him. #
00:22 can't type but I can still punctuate. yay! #
00:48 I feel a little uncomfortable being the drunker one. #
02:40 is quite sleepy. And not going to be texting, it seems. So I think it's time for bed. #
18:57 At Aubrey's until tomorrow! Yay, fun! #
19:52 drinking some sort of tasty fruity drink. I swear I'm not a lush, peeps! #
20:37 now onto a raspberry stoli & lemonade. yum! also, aubrey just told keith that I'm "fixed". Like a cat. I'm amused. #
21:05 full of delicious praline chicken salad. yay! #
21:13 now she's suggesting some shot called a Johnny Vegas. No idea what it is. #
21:19 apparently it's cuervo, watermelon pucker, and red bull. sounds gross but it was actually good. and strong. and huge. #
21:46 had a second raspberry stoli & lemonade too. feeling pleasantly fuzzy. #
21:57 we are going to watch fireworks! also, I am full of pee. #
22:40 omg I have to pee SO BAD! #
23:04 feeling so. much. better. #
23:10 going on a boat. my battery is not going to last the night I don't think. alas. #

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