me: Hey *you're* not grandma!
Mikale: I told her I would answer the phone. DO you have anything to do today?
me: Well when I get home I'm going to pee and then make some lunch and then check on Biscuit.
Mikale: Do you think you might be able to come by after that?
me: How come?
Mikale: To visit me. I miss you!
Seriously, how cute is that?