In summary: Bride to be has two ideas for centerpieces. Goldfish (Which I think is very lame) or cats.
Tethered to the table as centerpieces. Perhaps borrowed from a shelter and maybe given away to those that want them at the end of the night. The rest just given back.
There are so so many things wrong with this idea.
(found through my_poison_apple)
Also edited to add: Gil now! Look how big he's gotten!