him: look at me I'm in a cage!
me: are you a lion?
him: no! I'm a little hamster!
him: I'm going to eat you up!
me: and then I'll be in your belly?
me: how will I go outside with you?
him: you can jump out!
me: I can jump out of your belly?
him: yep! I'm a wolf!
me: I thought you were a hamster!
him: do hamsters eat people?